Sep
10
Train Wreck
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It’s so awesomely bad, it’s hard to look away:
Not that I’m an expert in choreography (okay I am, but that’s a different story), but Britney’s deer in the headlights performance is on par with a third place finish in a high school talent show, and that’s only because there were only three entries in the [...]
Jul
30
I’ve got a lot going on at work today plus will be moderating content all day over at Gather (please send humor), so here’s the obligatory “blogging will be light today” post.
But so I don’t leave you empty handed, here is a video of Christopher Walken cooking chicken (via Fark):
May
31
Maybe “Maris” was a dude
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Turns out David Hyde Pierce is in fact, still an actor. Oh, and he’s gay. Since I’ve already covered this subject in a Dimmer Switch column (alas, I remember when I was writing the Dimmer Switch, good times), let’s look at David Hyde Pierce’s current celebrity status and see how he scores on [...]
May
22
The resemblance is uncanny.
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Mitt Romney:
Bruce Campbell:
If Mitt can somehow graft a chainsaw onto his arm, he’s got my vote.
Mar
7
The Erotic Adventures of Morgan Freeman
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Finally, the master narrator himself Morgan Freeman sits down and shares with us from his personal journal of erotic trysts. To listen to The Erotic Adventures of Morgan Freeman, click the play button below. C’mon, click it. You know you want to.
Why did I do this, you ask? I had to. I just simply had [...]
Nov
19
The bride wore flats, the groom wore heels.
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Take a look at the following picture (via AP):
Tom’s height? 5′7″
Katie’s height? 5′9″
He looks at least two inches taller than her in the photo, so either she’s hunkered down or he’s on a footstool.
Sep
5
Sounds like a Dharma Initiative Conspiracy
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Another Lost cast member who can’t drive 55.
And who the hell is Steve?
Oct
12
Übersexual vs. Gübersexual
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After putting up with the term metrosexual (a straight man who preens like a gay man) for the past couple of years, a new more encompassing term has been thrust upon us by the JWT agency. The new classification is “Übersexual”, and JWT recently issued a list of the top 10 Übersexuals with Bono [...]
Aug
16
Madonna, aka Esther, was hospitalized yesterday for cracked ribs, a broken collarbone, and a broken hand as a result of a tumble while riding her horse at her estate outside of London. She was treated at an undisclosed hospital, so apparently the mystical healing powers of Kabbalah Water doesn’t quite cut the worchestershire when [...]