Mar
10
Yes, I already hate the header graphic
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No, not this one. Surprisingly I’m still fond of the one I made for the blog.
I’m referring to the new one over at The Dimmer Switch. I’m building a new template from scratch. I found an amazing tutorial over at WPDesigner which gives step by step instructions on how to create a [...]
Feb
22
Cream Cheese and the Phases of Matter: A Culinary Experiment Gone Awry
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Although cream cheese has usurped butter’s title of “Most Likely to Be Spread on a Bagel”, cream cheese isn’t quite the universal butter substitute it would like to be. Case in point, last night I decided to make popcorn just before sitting down to watch Lost (not to get off subject, but I am [...]
Jan
28
I finally got around to changing the header image to one that doesn’t irritate me (for now, at least). In the photos above I’m dressed as both a pirate and a ninja, so I’m internet compliant. Adding a lolcat or lolrus would obviously up my internet compliance, but why go overboard?
This will remain [...]
Nov
4
Back!
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Vacation is over. It was both restful and fun. We spent a few days at the Magic Kingdom, a day at Animal Kingdom, and a day at Sea World. Sea World was probably the most stressful day of the vacation… not because of the park but because it was a multiple family [...]
Oct
11
Looking for the Dimmer Switch?
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Today’s offering of the Dimmer Switch isn’t here. I entered a writing contest over at Gather (where I also moderate a humor writer’s group and serve as member editor of the Writing group every Monday. I’m there more now than I’m here.), so to be elegible to win it had to be “exclusive” to [...]
Oct
5
My site is currently the number one search result for the term anal marking on Google. I finally have the bragging rights I so richly pined for when I first stepped onto the interweb many years ago.
I suppose if I wanted to keep my dominance over that search term I should swipe my posterior [...]
Sep
6
Comments not working (FIXED)
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Something is screwed up with the comments at the moment. I’m currently looking into the situation.
::Update::
Yeah I screwed something up when I put the Twitter badge on the site, so every comment left since I added Twitter was somehow converted into a search query. Apologies to everyone who tried to comment over the [...]
Aug
24
Am I > D.L. Stewart?
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Well obviously I am, though my latest quarry does pose some problems that differ from my previous opponent. Though I never outright contacted Mr. Stein to inform him of our little battle, it’s obvious to me that he was in fact aware of it. Being the self centered egotistical narcissist that he is [...]
Jul
30
I’ve got a lot going on at work today plus will be moderating content all day over at Gather (please send humor), so here’s the obligatory “blogging will be light today” post.
But so I don’t leave you empty handed, here is a video of Christopher Walken cooking chicken (via Fark):
Jul
11
Perspective
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Last night while flying home from my trip I looked out the window of the plane and saw a cloud formation that looked like Donkey Kong. His lips were drawn up in his trademark growl and his arms were in front of him clutching another barrel to hurl at Mario. The resemblance of the [...]