Apr
8
Today I have what would’ve been last Thursday’s offering of The Dimmer Switch had I finished it on time. I really wanted to have it ready by Thursday of last week, but I was unable to complete it due to (spins Wheel of Blame) the Germans. So show your support by reading the following article and help us can the Kaiser, or something like that:
Who are you and why are you handing me spinach?
Another Dimmer Switch column will be available on Thursday, assuming there is no further interference by either the Germans or Ottoman Empire. Thursday’s offering will include an announcement of sorts (nothing big, at least not yet), so here’s hoping there will be no further aggressive actions perpetruated by the Central Powers of WWI.
::UPDATE:: Thursdays announcement and offering of the Dimmer Switch are delayed (c’mon, who didn’t see that coming?). To make up for my poor time management skills, there will be a Tuesday offering and a Thursday offering next week (pinky swear and all that).
YES! very good. i liked the mystery of what a CSA could be perpetuating all the way to the 5th paragraph.
My parents grow a LOT of veggies and I agree that while there is no inherent barrier to consuming 4 pounds of carrots, sometimes the cruel facts of time don’t make it readily possible to prepare and consume so much produce.
Good stuff, brother! You HAVE to get a real gig soon doing this stuff.
a production note: Michael Moore is always a good scapegoat, nobody really likes him.