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Yeah, it’s a day late. I blame the hotel internet access who wouldn’t allow me to access my website for the past day or so. Oh, it loaded, just very very slowly. Anyways here it is, and even though I wrote it, I don’t think it’s modest of me to say it’s [...]

Yup, today is my birthday. And while it does totally suck to spend your birthday alone on a business trip, it happens.
No one here knows it’s my birthday, and I have no intention of telling them. I neither want them to make a big deal out of it nor do I [...]

Offer time

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Okay, I’m sitting at work, or at least where I’ve set up camp during my stint on the Left Coast, my boss is five feet away from me, checking his email when I receive a call from the potential new day job people. I let it go to voicemail (obviously), and a few minutes [...]

Yeah, I’m traveling again. My day job sent me on an errand to the grand ol’ state of Cauleefourneeya. I’m still in talks with the new day job people, haven’t accepted their offer yet or turned it down, just playing the negotiating game as we iron out the finer details of the golden [...]

Answers.com offers an intriguing opinion regarding the quality of the items on the menu at Del Taco (click here, it’s about halfway down the page).
Of course, the site does give the following disclaimer at the bottom of the entry:
This entry is from Wikipedia, the leading user-contributed encyclopedia. It may not have been reviewed by professional [...]

I had a surreal moment today at work. I was sitting down with my boss going over performance evaluations for the coming year. We discussed my past performance, what I like about my job, what things I don’t like, what I’d like to continue doing and what I’d like to change. As [...]

Yes, I wrote a song. Not only did I write a song, I recorded it as well. The results are, well, to be expected from someone who’s never written or recorded a song before.
Technically I recorded it as an entry for the Weekly Challenge over at 100 Word Story Podcast, but I thought [...]

I watched the Democratic debate last night…. guh. Sadly, the material wasn’t as humorous as I’d expected so no follow up Dimmer Switch today. I still managed to write an article on the debate, but it would seem out of place both here on the blog and over on The Dimmer Switch so [...]

For those in need of their weekly fix of The Dimmer Switch, it’s now available for your reading pleasure:
The Private Nature of Terminal Fish
I’m returning to my non-political roots with this one, so hopefully any new readers that I picked up after the explosion of the last column (it was linked to by IMAO, Wonkette, [...]


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