May
31
Old Proverbs Explained #14
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(The complete archive can be found here.)
Don’t cry over spilt milk
Recognized Meaning: It doesn’t do any good to be unhappy about something that has already happened or that can’t be helped.
Alternate Meaning: Crying just makes the puddle larger and more difficult to clean up.
Truth is the daughter of Time
Recognized Meaning: The true meanings of some [...]
May
31
Maybe “Maris” was a dude
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Turns out David Hyde Pierce is in fact, still an actor. Oh, and he’s gay. Since I’ve already covered this subject in a Dimmer Switch column (alas, I remember when I was writing the Dimmer Switch, good times), let’s look at David Hyde Pierce’s current celebrity status and see how he scores on [...]
May
29
I’m in a podcast (briefly!)
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Yeah, I know I’ve been neglecting the blog and overall site in general. I honestly hope to change that soon, possibly this week. In the meantime if you are in need of a fix of my humor, you can catch a snippet of me in the latest installment of the PopCandy Podcast. [...]
May
22
The resemblance is uncanny.
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Mitt Romney:
Bruce Campbell:
If Mitt can somehow graft a chainsaw onto his arm, he’s got my vote.
May
22
I wanna leave Bennigans
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This is simply brilliant. The misheard lyrics to Yellow Ledbetter finally explained!
I will never be able to listen to this song again without laughing.
Make me fries.
(via Fark)
May
21
Short Movie Review: Shrek the Third
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Note to film makers: when naming your movie, it’s best to avoid using a word in the title that rhymes with a loaf of fecal extrusion.
Especially if the movie resembles one.
My hopes weren’t high for the third Shrek installment, though amazingly I was disappointed for different reasons than I expected. Going in, I at least [...]
May
18
At 1:37, I may have shed a tear.
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The trailer promises so much awesomeness I have doubts the movie can live up to such lofty expectations. Nevertheless, I still plan on being there opening day.
(One key thing I’ve noticed in all of the trailers released so far: none of them show the robots speaking. For some reason, this worries me.)
May
17
Horny Asian Grandma (safe for work, though it does contain a rather unpleasant photo of the granny in question).
I’m almost giddy with anticipation at seeing the vast array of obscure fetish seeking search engine hits I get for this. Should my level of giddiness elevate to full or hyper giddy status I’ll be sure to [...]
May
16
I’ve been a bad blogger.
I’ve disappeared for days without posting a notification of my whereabouts. I’ve neglected meme tags. I’ve been tardy with the Dimmer Switch. I’ve made very little effort in my project to get the band back together. I’ve gone without twittering for over a week. Lastly, I’ve [...]
May
15
Funny, I thought I left it right here.