Aug
31
Is your head in the game?
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While I was driving into work today (no I’m not a professional blogger/writer [yet]), I caught myself singing the following lyrics:
I gotta
Get my, get my head in the game!
You gotta
Get’cha, get’cha, get’cha head in the game!
That song, courtesy of High School Musical (my daughter has both the movie AND the soundtrack, lucky me!) is stuck [...]
Aug
30
Look up!
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See the new logo?
Yeah, I’m not sure if I like it either.
And yes, that is The Doors font.
Aug
30
The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime
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Fans of the original Transformers cartoon will get a kick out of this video over at YouTube - The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime. I’d post it here but the language is NSFW and therefore violates my ”if you can’t say it on primetime television you can’t say it here” policy. The recut video chronicles the revival of Optimus [...]
Aug
30
Things settled down enough last evening for me to finalize this week’s edition of the Dimmer Switch. Those of you who signed up for the email edition should receive it tomorrow morning, or you can read it now:
Woe is Pluto
Joel’s latest was available yesterday, so kudos for him for meeting his deadline. That’s the only [...]
Aug
29
Excuses, Excuses
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blah blah blah Dimmer Switch blah blah blah blah blah family obligations blah blah blah blah day job woes blah blah blah blah chronic depression blah blah blah blah lame excuse blah blah blah picture of Marty Feldman blah blah blah self pity blah blah blah blah blah should be up tomorrow
Aug
28
Where else in the world can you order a threeway (go ahead and click, it’s safe for work) for lunch? They even have four and five-ways for the more adventurous.
I guess having a giant statue of the Jesus balances out a lot of sins.
Aug
25
No! Bad People! No Biscuit!
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Is it just me, or does every dog on this site have the same “What the Hell?!?!” expression on their face.
They don’t make anything like this for cats that I can find. Is it because cats aren’t as popular or because any cat worth its salt would scratch the everlovin’ hell out of whoever tried [...]
Aug
24
Go download Weird Al’s latest single titled, ahem, Don’t Download This Song (link goes to mp3 file). Who cares what Lars Ulrich thinks anyways?
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Aug
23
Joel’s Latest Column = Pointless
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I was going to post a write up of Joel’s latest column this evening (finally figured out a way around the registration problem), but to write a proper review you have to fully understand the subject matter. Since his latest column is an incoherent string of sentences void of any real meaning, I would [...]
Aug
23
More Famouser
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My bid to take down Joel Stein, although still in its infancy, has yet to register as a blip on his radar. It’s been three weeks and the MSM still hasn’t mentioned my challenge. At the time of this post, Joel’s people have yet to contact my people to negotiate an amicable solution to my beratement of his shoddy work. I suppose it’s possible that they’ve tried to [...]