Official blog of Chris Carlisle… obviously

How to cuss in foreign languages (some language NSFW, duh).
Finally I can tell Björk off in her native Icelandic tongue.
(Can anyone who speaks any of the languages represented validate the text?)

Monday isn’t much better than Friday.

Guh.

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For a Friday, today sucks. Weather was rainy and cold in the morning, now it’s hot and humid. Work has been one flaming issue after another, and because of the volume I haven’t been able to extinguish any flames, just keep them from billowing out of control. On top of all that, [...]

Last night I sat down to finally write this weeks offering of the Dimmer Switch (been slacking on those lately, a combination of being busy with job/family duties and laziness). As I was writing, and prior to saving, there was a lightning strike not too far from my house. The power did that [...]

I was wandering through Barnes & Noble during lunch today and found two books sitting next to each other on the discount rack. The placement of these books side by side made me laugh so I took a picture with my cellphone.

(sorry for the poor quality)
Three things to take away from this [...]

Reid Forgrave deserves a pullitzer. The photo alone is classic. I can’t wait to read how many people complain to the editor about the story.
(link via Fark)

People make lists of odd things. Some of these people even turn these lists into websites. Here are a few that I found:
Rocklopedia Fakebandica - site that lists fake bands from movies, books, and television.
Dead People - site that lists dead people (duh). It doesn’t appear to be a complete list since [...]

I guess my readers are taking the summer off. After a couple days of voting, it looks like I’m heading towards another crushing defeat in a blog contest. Despite my earlier warnings, the evil/gay blogs are trouncing me. So the question I must pose is, how much evil/gayness do I have to [...]

Woohoo! I am a finalist in the Blogs of Summer, Humor and Satire Blogs category. It is such an honor being nominated, especially since I didn’t have to nominate myself this time (I did second my nomination, however).
This is the second award my blog has been nominated for. After my showing [...]

For today’s Random Act of Personal Amusement, I worked on honing my maniacal super villain laugh. I figure if I’m ever in a situation where I am about to unleash a weather control device onto the world and have to match wits with either a covert super agent in her Majesty’s service or some [...]

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