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From the Greatest Carnival of Comedy Ever!
Yeah, I keep building it up because I enjoy letting people down. It’s so much easier than actually meeting the lofty expectations I set for myself.
Hopefully this week’s batch of submissions are really, really good to compensate. For any of you considering submitting to the Carnival, you [...]

The latest, soon to be award winning* edition of the Dimmer Switch is finally up. Give it a read, then send me an email.
Award Winning* Humor

I loaned this place out to be the host of the next edition of the Carnival of Comedy. I even went as far as to claim that this one will be the Greatest Carnival of Comedy Ever, so hopefully the submissions this week live up to my claim.
Considering my traffic will probably spike over [...]

(Yeah, it’s late. But it’s up)
I’ve managed to stay out of the podcasting foray up until now. Not that I didn’t have anything to say, I just didn’t have anything to say that hadn’t already been said.
I’ve also managed to avoid political discussions here at the Platypus Society blog pretty much for the [...]

My flight got in later than expected last night, and after waiting at baggage claim, waiting at the rental car desk, and driving 40 minutes to my hotel, it was after midnight and I was beat.
On a side note of irony, my stewardess flight attendant’s name yesterday? Mark. (Go here for an explanation)

I am currently sitting at the Atlanta airport, waiting for my flight. If you’ve ever been to Atlanta you are probably familiar with the traffic congestion through downtown. If you hit downtown at the wrong time the interstate is a parking lot. I budgeted my time for the potential traffic and headed [...]

The new Dimmer Switch is finally up. Apologies to those I left hanging during my travel debacle. Now go forth, read and enjoy!
Air Travel for Beginners

Ugh!

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3 words: I hate traveling. I can easily expand that to 6 or 7 words depending on the swear word combination I choose as an adjective phrase describing my affinity towards travel.
I am currently on the road fulfilling the duties of my day job (as if you couldn’t tell), and the hotel [...]

Some dashed off linky goodness.
Hello, I am grossly unattractive. Give me your wallet.
Proof of extraterrestrial life and government conspiracy exposed by . . . the cable guy? The true is out there (Google Video).
Death threats sent via Instant Messenger. “I h8 u. Ur gonna d!e, LOL.”
Apparently the Olympics are on. I hadn’t [...]

We’re #6!
And for the most part, we could care less! We just enjoy rubbing it in the faces of places like England, Ireland, and all those other countries who live and die by their country’s soccer (not football, soccer) ranking.

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