Nov
29
Notice to all park goers.
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If someone walks up to you in the park and asks you to kiss his fish, you bloody well answer him or face the consequences. You have been warned.
The attacker might be let off on a technicality since the victim was unable to identify the fish in a police lineup. Perhaps Mr. Binnie [...]
Nov
29
Link-o-Rama lama ding dong
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More dashed off link-o-rama stuff.
Bruce Lee finally gets a statue in his honor, in Bosnia.
The lessons learned from StarWars Kid and the Numa Numa kid are quickly forgotten. What is love? This guy dares to ask the question to his cam.
Another question few people dare to ask, nor should they. Which tuna [...]
Nov
26
Updates updates updates
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Well, not so many updates. As you can see, I’ve made a couple of changes around here. The template is what it is, the header image was a 5 minute idea at 1am that came to fruition. Needless to say I am not satisfied with it but it will do for the [...]
Nov
24
Holiday Parade Drinking Game
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Official Rules for the Holiday Parade Drinking Game:
When watching the televised coverage of a holiday parade, select one of the parade commentators as your token.
Take a drink every time your commentator utters a bad pun.
If your commentator laughs at one of the other parade commentator’s bad puns, take a drink.
For a sidebet, play spot the [...]
Nov
24
Make this year’s holiday the one you and your family will remember for the rest of your lives in 10 easy steps!
1. Corner a quiet, reserved member of your family.
2. Make some positive comments about that person’s improving appearance, self confidence, or some other well meaning crap while plying him/her with alcohol.
3. [...]
Nov
22
Pardon the mess
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You might see the template change from time to time over the next couple of days. I’m in the process of trying to create a new one (read: manipulate one I found on the web). My efforts to create a one of a kind original template has failed miserably, but I think I’ve [...]
Nov
17
You just might be kissing a transvestite gang member who spits a sedative down your throat while your tongues dance the watusi.
Their game is to pick up business travelers in nightclubs, accompany them to their hotel rooms where they administer the knockout drug via a deep passionate kiss, then rob them blind [...]
Nov
15
Yet another Link-o-Rama
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Am I actually doing something, or am I just being lazy about posting? Well Mr. Doubtypants, I just so happen to be saving the world. Don’t believe me? Want some proof? How’s this for your proof. Did the sun rise this morning? So the world didn’t end last night, [...]
Nov
11
Link-o-Rama #4
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Here is yet another dashed off link-0-rama of interesting stuff I found around the web. Enjoy.
The owners of this website are geniuses and undoubtably guys.
How much would you pay for a statue made out of doll parts, chicken wire, and melted crayons? If you said $100, then you’re in luck.
Gummi Pizza. [...]
Nov
9
Link-o-Rama #3
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Polly wants an underwire.
Is it just me, or does Whitney Matheson (whose blog PopCandy appears over at USA Today) look like a long lost sister of Zooey and Emily Deschanel?
And finally, anyone out there with dreams of someday becoming a published author, who has toiled for days over manuscripts, cover letters, and query letters only [...]