Aug
31
Finally a Cure
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Earth Pattern Baldness, or EPB for short. Abbreviating a condition always makes it sound more official. F’rinstance, would you rather tell someone you were sent to the emergency room for an impacted fecal mass or IFM? Neither of course. You lie and say you had an appendicitis.
News of the ozone layer’s [...]
Aug
30
New Hampshire Clamps Down . . .
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On jaywalking geese.
The ordinance in Amherst, New Hampshire not only prohibits geese from crossing the road but also prohibits chickens as well. Please feel free to insert your own chicken crossing the road joke here.
Meanwhile in the gulf coast region, geese and all other sorts of waterfowl aren’t just crossing roads, they are [...]
Aug
29
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It’s been pretty quiet around here lately. I haven’t had any great desire to post about anything, and I utterly refuse to post about not having anything to post about. I’ve read quite a few blogs that have posted on that very subject and every post sounds exactly the same:
I have [...]
Aug
26
Russia clamps down . . .
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On panhandling bears.
Aug
24
The Pat Robertson Diet Shake
Perhaps Pat should send a case or two of smoothie mix down to Venezuela to
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smooth over the ‘hey let’s go ahead and assassinate your president’ gaffe he made earlier this week. It does look like Hugo would benefit from losing a couple of pounds, which will make him [...]
Aug
24
Your lesbian is five days overdue.
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A library in Sweden has a novel idea to combat stereotypes of certain population groups. The library will “loan” out nine people to the public for candid conversations about who they truly are. The types of people listed include a homosexual, an iman, a journalist, a Muslim woman, and a gypsy. It [...]
Aug
23
Shivs are in Aisle 5.
Aug
18
Hip Hop Capital
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Yo,
When Captain Platypizzle needs to bling out his shizizzle, he just sits back in his chair, sips on his Courvoisier and points his web browser over to Hip Hop Capital, the industry leader in online hip hop jewelry since 2001. The previous industry leader was gunned down in a drive-by shooting on November 14, [...]
Aug
16
Madonna, aka Esther, was hospitalized yesterday for cracked ribs, a broken collarbone, and a broken hand as a result of a tumble while riding her horse at her estate outside of London. She was treated at an undisclosed hospital, so apparently the mystical healing powers of Kabbalah Water doesn’t quite cut the worchestershire when [...]
Aug
15
New Look
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The blog got a fresh makeover this weekend, nothing special just another ready made template downloaded off web. I wouldn’t expect it to get much better than this, if anthing expect the color to disappear. Dammit, you are here to read, not to stare at the drapes.
The top level is still vacant [...]