Feb
28
Free IPods are everywhere!!!
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IPods must truly grow on trees. It seems that every site I visit that incorporates pop-ups (or the subversive pop-under) is offering me a free IPod for answering some inane trivia question. Questions I’ve been posed vary from political (Are you happy that Bush won? Click yes or no and receive your free IPod!), to [...]
Feb
27
The back of the movie box!
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Ever look at the back of the box of a video or a DVD? You should! Almost every sentence on the back of a movie box ends in an exclamation point! Even if it isn’t a comedy! Even if the movie is incredibly dull! Do you know what other popular [...]
Feb
27
An apology to my parents.
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Dear Mom and Dad,
This weekend CMT has been running a Dukes of Hazzard marathon. I remembered watching the show as a kid and how much I enjoyed watching Bo and Luke (and Daisy, I wasn’t too young to be unaware of her!) as they repeatedly jumped the General Lee over every pond, crik, stream, gully, [...]
Feb
27
Last Oscar related blog item of the night
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Tonite, Johnny Depp is dressed like:
A. A 19th century traveling miracle cure elixir salesman
B. P.T. Barnum
C. One of the Jib Jab guys
D. All of the above
(I’ll post a link to his outfit once it surfaces on the internet)
And here he is, Phinneaus J. Depp and his fantabulous miracle elixir!
Feb
27
Yet another reason to love Beyonce
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She can sing in a foreign language and look bootylicious at the same time!
Feb
27
There are three “roles” that guarantee the winner of each of these categories: Best Supporting Actor, Best Actor, Best Actress. To win best actor, you must play a mentally challenged person. To win best actress, you must play a prostitute. And to win best supporting actor it helps to be an old guy who has [...]
Feb
27
Chris Rock on the Oscars
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After watching Chris Rock’s monologue to open the show, I applaud their decision to let him host.
Sadly though, there is no way in hell he will be invited back.
Feb
25
Musical Toothbrush
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Hasbro has invented a toothbrush that plays music through your teeth while you brush. I read about it on my computer which also plays music, doubles as a DVD player, and occasionally does actual work related tasks as well.
According to the article:
“the company was negotiating with various recording companies and artists, such as young pop [...]
Feb
25
Weekly-ish Movie Quote Contest - on Hiatus
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Sad to say, but I am shelving the movie quote contest for now. I just don’t generate enough traffic right now to keep it rolling. Perhaps after I have claimed the true title of Most Read Blog Ever! I will be able to start it back up again.
Thanks to all who played [...]
Feb
25
There are many big issue items in the world that require attention and at times, outrage. Famine, drought, war, poverty, disease, and child welfare are all items that warrant concern.
But this?
“Outrage” over something as trivial as gummy candy shapes does nothing but trivialize the entire animal rights cause (which some might say [...]