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Made it.

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If you couldn’t tell, I made it to my travel destination. No witty remarks regarding the airport or how slow the security check-in lines are. The plane and terminal did get switched at the last minute meaning I had to traverse down the concourse to a different gate, stand in line again and get a [...]

(Sunday Night Special, one day late)
I would like to take this opportunity to bring to light one of the greatest atrocities that has befallen a fellow member of the animal kingdom; an outrage that makes me ashamed to be associated with humankind. In fact, because of this wrongdoing, I do hereby revoke my membership to [...]

Just tidying up my loose ends at the office, gathering my contact information and paperwork that I will need for my trip before heading out. I’m not a big fan of flying or traveling in general. I’m sure that this evening I will have something interesting to post about the airport or rental [...]

I’ve spent most of the day doing laundry and packing for a business trip, so the Sunday Night Special will not happen this evening. Before you jam your fork into the toaster, take a deep breath and relax. Since I will spend the next evening sitting in my hotel room, I will [...]

Sorry,

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It said I had to pass it on.
Whew! Now I am safe.
You on the other hand. . .

That Gwyneth Paltrow ever won an Academy Award for acting.
Just rented said movie. I really wanted to see it when it came out at the theater, but being married with young children any movie that isn’t animated or has a princess in the central story line is ‘wait for it on DVD’ fare. Plus with [...]

Here’s a novel idea, getting people to send you postcards of their deepest secrets. Some of them are funny, some of them were probably therapeudic for the authors to get off their chest, even if it is an anonymous admission of guilt or betrayal. The address is on the page if you feel [...]

According to this story posted on Ananova, a man urinated his way to freedom after being trapped in his car under an avalanche in the Slovak Tatra mountains.
In his words:
“I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was [...]

There are still no correct responses in the Weekly-ish Obscure Movie Quote Trivia Contest, so get your entries in soon!
And sadly after reviewing how much international postage would be, the prize from the quarter machine in front of my local WalMart is for US residents only. That still leaves two wonderful prizes to select [...]

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