Virtual High Five!
Welcome to The Virtual High Five simulator. To ensure complete enjoyment of your Virtual High Five, please follow the instructions listed below:
- Maximize this page so that it fills your entire computer screen. Depending on your screen size, the hand may appear freakishly large or small.
- Place your hand in the air in front of the hand on the screen. Fingers can be slightly splayed or together, depending on preference.
- A declaration of intent needs to be stated. There are many different ways to declare that you are about to issue a high five. "Gimme five!" or "High five!" are common declarative statements of palm slappage, while the less common "Slap me some skin" or "Up high" are also acceptable.
- Strike your hand against the image hand on your screen to receive your Virtual High Five. This may also be accompanied by an exclamation of enjoyment. (Note: Computer screens can be fragile, so strike at your own risk. this website is not liable for damages caused by overzealous Virtual High Five Recipients.)
- This Virtual High Five can be used more than once as a way to celebrate moments of personal accomplishment because, well let's face it, the internet has severely limited your ability and willingness to interact with real people.
This Virtual High Five is provided free of charge courtesy of Chris Carlisle. And be sure to check out The Dimmer Switch, my weekly online humor column.
